Noon Time Show

Last night, pumunta kami ni Joel (my cousin) sa Gasoline Alley for an NU gig featuring <s>andwich and pedicab.

Maganda naman yung gig…pero hindi yun yung kwento ko.

May mga dumating na promodizers (promo girls and boys) para i-promote yung Ion… isang bagong energy drink. They were wearing white and light yellow spandex suits. Tapos, may contest na you had to kick higher than them (or something like that)… anyway, may isang promo girl na maganda. Eh di syempre, everone was looking at her. Oh my GOD, dahil sa sobrang sikip ng bicycle shorts niya, tangina men… BAKAT na BAKAT yung alam mo na niya…       SHIT! Everyone was looking at her crotch! Eh ang dami pa namang Jologs kagabi. I swear, you cannot NOT look. I’m telling you, it’s like seeing a UFO, a Yeti, or a Hollywood Celebrity.

Add to the fact that a lot of people were already half-drunk because of Red Horse, and it’ll give you an idea how freaky it must have been for the poor girl. Kaawa talaga… Siyempre, ako din, napa-tingin ng matagal kasi nga naman, wala ka nang ibang masasabi kungdi, "Uy, pekpek yun ah!"

Pero after that whole ….umm… distracting segment, naisip ko, tangina, kaawa talaga. Sigurado umiyak yun pag-uwi. Para na rin siyang nag-hubad in front of all of us. (Actually, mas ok nga if you leave something for the imagination — take note FHM, Hustler, and George Lucas!)

Pero, bigla ako napa-isip dun sa sinabi ni Joel, sabi niya, "Eh what if yun pala yung trip niya?"

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