Noon Time Show

Last night, pumunta kami ni Joel (my cousin) sa Gasoline Alley for an NU gig featuring <s>andwich and pedicab.

Maganda naman yung gig…pero hindi yun yung kwento ko.

May mga dumating na promodizers (promo girls and boys) para i-promote yung Ion… isang bagong energy drink. They were wearing white and light yellow spandex suits. Tapos, may contest na you had to kick higher than them (or something like that)… anyway, may isang promo girl na maganda. Eh di syempre, everone was looking at her. Oh my GOD, dahil sa sobrang sikip ng bicycle shorts niya, tangina men… BAKAT na BAKAT yung alam mo na niya…       SHIT! Everyone was looking at her crotch! Eh ang dami pa namang Jologs kagabi. I swear, you cannot NOT look. I’m telling you, it’s like seeing a UFO, a Yeti, or a Hollywood Celebrity.

Add to the fact that a lot of people were already half-drunk because of Red Horse, and it’ll give you an idea how freaky it must have been for the poor girl. Kaawa talaga… Siyempre, ako din, napa-tingin ng matagal kasi nga naman, wala ka nang ibang masasabi kungdi, "Uy, pekpek yun ah!"

Pero after that whole ….umm… distracting segment, naisip ko, tangina, kaawa talaga. Sigurado umiyak yun pag-uwi. Para na rin siyang nag-hubad in front of all of us. (Actually, mas ok nga if you leave something for the imagination — take note FHM, Hustler, and George Lucas!)

Pero, bigla ako napa-isip dun sa sinabi ni Joel, sabi niya, "Eh what if yun pala yung trip niya?"

Pag-gising ko kaninang umaga, nagulat ako nang makita ko sa newspaper na may “bagong” rock compilation album ang VIVA fokkin’ RECORDS.

Mas nagulat ako na kasama yung ANTIPARA at HAPPY BIRTHDAY dun.

Ang tawag sa alubum ay AYUZ!, at kasama dito yung lahat ng bandang i-netsepwera lang nila, tulad ng Imago, Radioactive Sago Project, Rivermaya, Chicosci, Mongols at iba pa. Ang saya saya nila. Ngayong “uso” ulit ang mga banda, tsaka nila pipigain yung mga lumang assets nila.

Tangina, dapat inalagaan na lang nila yung artists nila.

They had an awesome lineup: Sugar Free, Imago, Sago, Kamikaze, Brownbeat Allstars, and more recently, Chicosci, Mongols and Rivermaya.

Ang inalagaan lang nila dun ay yung Maya, pero hindi pa nga masyado. Kung hindi pa malupit yung mga galamay ni lizza (pun intended!), wala rin silang mararating. Paano naman yung mga ibang banda na walang gaanong connections?

Ang tanga tanga ng Viva, pinakawalan nila lahat nung mga yun. Tignan mo kung nasaan ang Sugar Free, Kamikaze, Rivermaya at Imago ngayon. Tapos ngayon gusto nila kunin ulit ang Kamikazee? Gago pala sila eh!

Naaawa na lang ako sa Soap Dish. Magaling na banda, maganda yung mga kanta, pero nag-sign sa Viva. Ipag-dasal na lang natin sila. Sana bumenta sila, para bigyan ng pansin ng Viva.

Pero isipin niyo, Chicosci, Mongols tsaka Rivermaya, di nila inalagaan… Paano pa kaya ang Soap Dish?

Malamang, pag-bumenta yung new albums ng Chicosci, Sago, Itchyworms, Mongols, etc., ilalabas din nila yung re-print ng albums nila nung mga bandang yun. In that way, wala silang ginastos sa Marketing costs, pero kumita sila ng malaki. Tutal, ang liit lang naman ng royalties na babayaran nila kung sakali eh (baka nga hindi pa nila bayaran yun eh.)

Well at least, kung sakaling mangyari yun, may available na ulit na Little Monsters sa mga record bars. Sayang eh… Ang dami-daming naghahanap nun. (Kamag-anak ko pa lang yun! hehe)

Anyway, sana matuto na ang mga banda na huwag masyadong maniwala sa Del Rosario family.
Masyado na silang maraming nauto eh…

Nung Sunday, pinanood namin ni CD yung Star Wars: Clone Wars sa Cartoon Network. Ang LUPET niya! Mas maganda pa nga yung acting ng mga cartoons kaysa sa mga actors sa Episode 2 eh! hehehe…

Anyway, sa sobrang ok, nagustuhan ni CD (eh hindi fan yung family niya ng Star Wars)… So kagabi, together with the Arkeo friends, we watched Episodes 4 and 5 (late na super kaya di na napanood yung Return of the Jedi).

And tonight, we will be watching Episode 3. Kating-kati na ako!!!

Sabi nila, ka-level daw nito yung Empire Strikes Back. Tangina, sana nga!!!

Naka-sagasa ako ng malaking daga two nights ago.

Pauwi ako galing sa big sky para sa gig, tapos mga 3am na siguro yun.
I wasn’t driving fast. Tapos suddenly, biglang may tumawid na malaking daga. Hindi naman kasing laki ng adult na pusa, pero definitely mas malaki sa baby na cat.

Anyway, weird lang, kasi never pa ako naka-sagasa ng anything ever before. I mean, i ALWAYS see roadkill, pero never ko pa nagawa. Naawa lang talaga ako kasi i really love animals. Lahat ng animals except siguro ipis tsaka mga malalaking gagamba.

Naka-sagasa ako ng malaking daga two nights ago.

Pauwi ako galing sa big sky para sa gig, tapos mga 3am na siguro yun.
I wasn’t driving fast. Tapos suddenly, biglang may tumawid na malaking daga. Hindi naman kasing laki ng adult na pusa, pero definitely mas malaki sa baby na cat.

Anyway, weird lang, kasi never pa ako naka-sagasa ng anything ever before. I mean, i ALWAYS see roadkill, pero never ko pa nagawa. Naawa lang talaga ako kasi i really love animals. Lahat ng animals except siguro ipis tsaka mga malalaking gagamba.

Binigyan kami ng 3 invites nina Che and Sarah Katigbak sa FHM party, kasi sila (KYCS) yung nag-sponsor sa kanila ng bikini wear [thanks, guys!]. We arrived at around 10pm, and the show was just starting. There were a couple of girls dancing inside bird cages on both ends of the stage. Tapos, lumabas na ang Kjwan (bakit wala si Jorell? hmmm….) eh medyo na-iihi ako. So i thought, sige, ihi muna ako ng konti tapos balik agad.

So pumunta ako sa may mall (sa may Gonuts Donuts; kasi ang haba ng pila sa portalets)… pagbalik ko, ang dami nang tao na mainit yung ulo sa gate. HINDI NA DAW NAGPAPA-PASOK. Bad trip! Syempre, most of the people were complaining, kasi like me, they just went out to take a piss. Nakita ko rin si Anjo (Silent Sanct) sa labas. Kaka-rating lang nila, di rin sila maka-pasok. At least ako masasabi kong nakapasok ako.

Anyway, i thought it was pointless to lose my temper and fight with the guard, so pinalabas ko na lang sina Alex and CD. Sayang talaga. Buti nga sila they got to see Aubrey Miles dance (nakita ko lang siya sa projector sa labas).

Ang point lang naman, bakit sa Pilipinas, parating nagbibigay ng sobrang daming tickets, tapos pag mapuno na yung venue, di rin sila magpapa-pasok? eh di sana hindi na lang sila nag-bigay ng madami. Maba-bad trip lang yung mga tao eh.

Sana, mas okay yung parties ng UNO tsaka PUMP.

Ang labo. May tumawag sa celphone ko kanina habang sana FX papuntang office. Akala ko si Kelvin, kasi foreign number.

Pag-sagot ko, he was speaking either Chinese or Japanese… i’m sure it wasn’t Korean. Weird lang.

Walang punch line!

=)

We signed up to be segment hosts in a new channel 5 music show (by Living Asia). I think that we will be making around 12 episodes for the first season. NAKS! TV stars! We shot 3 episodes kanina; complete with 3 costume changes!

Pina-monologue si jazz ng pagka-haba-habang description ng jazz music, pina-tugtog kami ng world music, tsaka pina-rap din kami. Kung nai-imagine niyo, parang yung Lakbay TV series namin dati ang balor… Kaso, mas scripted and hindi kami yung nag-i-interview mismo sa mga tao (intro and outro lang).

Pansinin niyo, dati nasa cable channel lang kami. Ngayon, nasa isang buong season kami sa channel 5. Susunod diyan, channels 2 and/or 7, tapos TV commercials, hosting gigs, modeling gigs, and even Full Length Films! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! =)

A Fil-Am friend once told me, "Ganito pala and labanan dito… You just have to be ’sikat’ , and then you can do anything na. (Much like the model i was dissing last blog).

Ngayon, gusto ko nang sumikat dahil pag sikat na ako, pwede kong i-promote ng matindi ang SoftSpot nang walang bayad. Tri-media exposure? Sisiw! Tapos, matutulungan ko pa ang careers ni CD sa Art, Styling, Production, kahit pa nga sa Teaching eh! Hehehe…

Kaya dapat tulungan niyo kaming sumikat. Tama ba? I am now officially starting the "Make Jugs and CD Famous Foundation". Since we are a foundation, we will not accept cash donations. Instead, we will accept your help in ways to make us famous. Fair enough?

First up, help me get famous using this bunny suit:

Ok? Get to work! And GOODLUCK to us all!!!

:oP

Apparently, image is everything.

CD recently styled a TV spot for a soap company.

The model is this half-filipina, half-something famous actress/TV personality.

In a nutshell, she is a brat.

She arrived three hours late. She left her strapless bra in her car (which she sent away for errands). She kept complaining about the time. She even said that she didn’t want to show a lot of skin. Wait, this is a skin product. You need to show off good skin. She was paid to show off her "good" skin. And btw, what was she complaining about? She showed a whole lot more during her FHM photo shoot.

Tangina, akala mo ang bait bait pag nasa TV. Image lang pala yun.

Was surfing for jpegs (and the like) for button pin designs for the shop…

found these interesting stuff: thebrainbox.com/tv  also, search for WONDERSHOWZEN  at Google.

Funny stuff